Where can I get info on getting all the channels on dish network?

Just got dish network and want to know what I need to get or do to get all the channels? Do I need a card or buy a machine to swipe cards? WHat is involved? I sit even possible on the new models? any info is helpfull..

If you want to watch all the channels on satellite, Just come to the shop & get in the H28 its got 527 channels & Im sure we could find a tv or 2 to watch them on

Maybe I could just park the H28 in my living room!

Tryin' to score all the naughty channels, are ya?

LOL...can you do that on dish network? I know you can get that with Direct TV with tha football card. My friend used to do that all the time...He had a card reader and special program he said he got from a canadain web site...then you need a hacked code from somewhere....IRC i think, and then transfer it to the card and then pop it in to the box....BUT i hear they are zappin boxes like everyday now, and finding a code is hard to come by...I used to want to do it, but now my wife works for the cable company , so now we get everything for free...even this shitty ass connection they say is blazing fast...Good luck and be carefull, get caught doing that and you will do some serios time and pay fines....peace