I got in a fight 7 weeks ago with the ground. Jumped off a roof drunk.... shattered heal, surgery, stiches, 10 screws and a plate. What a dumbass. never do that shit again... hopefully.
i fought a brick piller once and got 75 stiches down my face and cracked it open to the skull, i think i lost. i have a badass scar though, the ladys like it.
i got in a fight with a soda bottle and a jetta door left with a deep ass gash on top of my nose and a pool of blood in a 7-11. i got out of the car and had a drink on my lap the drink fell on the ground i picked it up and on the way back up the corner of the door hit the side of my nose right by my eye on the bone instant blood pouring outa my face and to top it off a day before my gas tank took a big chunk outa my knuckle