Psycopath
+1y
talked my way out of one a month ago.
girlfriend said how you gonna get out of this? "watch this" i said.
pulled me over and said "do you know why i pulled you over"
this is where i lost it on him. "yea i fuckin think so, my fuckin airride let out, probably did a shitload of damage to my suspension, all i saw was sparks from my fuckin frame grinding, and hopefully my fuckin truck will make it home. before i do thousands more damage" i pretty much yelled this at him.
IDIOT cop had no idea and just said "it made quite the light show, and i hope you make it home"
he then got in his car and drove away and had no idea what happened! didnt even ask for my licence.
this is what i love about being all alone minitruckin up here!