I hear ya man, I have been egged a few times. Someone gave me a used fire extinguisher and forgot to roll down the windows before putting it in the vehicle.
Have insurance for a reason I guess.
ACTUALLY IN MY TOWN IT PROBABLY IS SOME RANDOM ASSHOLE... MINITRUCKIN AND BAGGED ANYTHING IS HATED ON OVER HERE. ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE GOT EGGED AND THEY OR I DONT HAVE BEEF WITH ANYONE.