Chuck Norris is dead?!?!?!

There is no such thing as a lesbian...only girls who haven't met Chuck Norris

when chuck norris jumps in the water chuck norris doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris

chuck norris can win connect 4 in only 3 moves

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Walker Texas ranger is the mans real name, Keep up the smack talking and Trevet will come get you guys...

I was starting to get worried...

The only reason that I have been keeping this phone book is so that if I ever meet Chuck Norris he can rip it in half for me.

chuck norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure

it would have been funnier if it said "chuck norris, accepting an award shortly AFTER his death" instead.

you know now chuck norris is going to kill you, your children and thier children for reading this