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bodydropped85   +1y
Originally posted by BioMax



Let my dog chew on it. He loves balls...

does he like peanut butter to?
CRUISER-CH!X   +1y
this is great!
Tacon19s   +1y
Max what minis do you fancy?
wileypdf   +1y
can we see some pictures of your projecst and the motorcycle?
Tacon19s   +1y
"How Can Chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) Get to the Stratosphere If They're Heavier than Air?"
dragn168   +1y
the chicken and the egg answer is that max inadvertently created the chicken one day out of the need for food when he didnt have time to stop reading his suspension geometry books and it was just a surprise that it could recreate it says so in the bible under maxicus fishicus chapter 12 verse 24 but here are some more questions

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
dragn168   +1y
max also wrote the first five comandments that moses dropped hence the reason were only have ten now
poontang2005   +1y
I just got done with a 14 hour work day and this friggin made my day!! Max, why are some people so stupid? jk I just had a really long day fixing soda machines

Mark
Nashville
BioSarra   +1y
Originally posted by dragggn



Edited: 9/20/2007 11:37:41 AM by dragggn

So I see Max I see Sarra I even see some guy named Steve...I say break out with the whole Fish family..or School if you will. (mmm Fish!)what does EVERY one of them drive?i remember Max said somewhere that he drives a bucket.. but that cant be the whole story.

haha, yes. max drives a SUNFIRE. it was in the October Minitruckin.ya'll should check that p.o.s. out!
fatboysS1O   +1y
hey poontang, is that 4,3,1,1, (there are more numbers but i dont wanna give it away) true on coke machines? its supposed to dispense all the change in the machine if done right.