The Ultimate Questions

ya..he is the man...i think?..i heard max cannot donate sperm cuz it just blows strait tru the cup...weird...:/ and that his cars are so loww...becasue he cant get it up lol

Originally posted by notlowyet



Wayne, you don't need Max to tell you why your weiner is bent to the right, do you?

Just switch hands

Originally posted by hotwheelsgt



i heard max cannot donate sperm cuz it just blows strait tru the cup...

i would pay to watch that!!!

max lost his virginity before his dad did

If you work in an office with Max, don't EVER ask for his "three hole punch"...

Max defies ohms law

I ALSO HEARD FROM A FRIEND OF A FRIEND - THAT (GUNS SLEEP WITH MAX UNDER THERE PILLOWS) -- !!!!!

why is the grass always greener on the other side?

why does it burn when I pee?

i did in fact see "MAX" defeat a 2000lb GRIZZLY bear only using his pinky from his left hand only!...pretty damn amazing if you ask me..