Direct Exhaust Injection

I saw this on another forum, and laughed so hard I had to share it.....

http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postord

this was the big topic in chat around noon today we all got a kick out of it.

dude i just actually fell out my seat when i saw the forum thats right there is some funny shit recirculating exhaust lol i can see it now why aint it starting damn i know i got the exhaust right rotflmmfao

"I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!" - Dan Whitney (Larry the Cable Guy)

i've meet that guy before... he was suppose to have had johnny knoxvilles part on the ringer until they found out he was actually retarded!!! that is one of the funniest things, if not the funniest thing i have ever heard, that even beats muffler bearings!

Id call that redneck engineering...but rednecks a smarter then that guy

Apparently Wikipedia is on board now too..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_Exhaust_Injection

my buddy told me about a guy on an Audi forum that did a port and polish on his A4 the "old school" way. he dumped 5 lbs of sandblasting sand into his intake and ran the motor for 5 mins or so. then he complained about it running shitty!! haha!

The responses were awesome as well. someone told him to next run a garden hose into the intake, you know, to wash out the sand. and another told him the next step was to obviously put fudge in the oil.

some ppl really need to pull thier head out of their asses.

seems like it would work but what would i do with my LED glowing exhaust tip???

I THINK IT WOULD WORK IF YOU CARRIED AROUND LIKE TWENTY COMPRESSORS AND A VALVE THAT CONSTANLY SHOT CLEAN AIR IN. BUT IN ORDER TO DO THAT YOU WOULD NEED A FLUX CAPACITOR TO RUN THE EXHAUST/OXYGEN SEPERATOR WHICH BRINGS YOU TO A NEW PROBLEM. THE 1.21 JIGGAWATTS. IF YOU COULD PULL THAT OFF IT WILL OUT RUN ANYTHING CUZ ONCE IT HITS 88 MPH, SOME SEROIUS SHIT WILL HAPPEN. HA HA WHAT AN IDIOT.