Writing Help!!!

Aiight, I am writing a persuasive essay that is due on Tuesday.

My brother came up with the kick ass topic "Peanut Butter Is The Basis Of Modern Life"

The format that i will be getting graded on is that I need a structure like this:

2-3 Reasons on each caregory, I have some of my reasons filled in already.

Logical1. High in protein, suppleent in vegetarian diet2. Staple in childhood diet, common in almost all American, Canadian, and European homes3.

Ethical1.2.3.

Emotional1. Its delicious, wonderful, amazing, and fucking rad!2.3.

Any help I can get would be absolutley rad!

Thanks!!!

cmon.
any input ya'll can give me!!!???

i dont the think the fucking rad part is gunna fly with teach! and you do realize your dealing with tards here on ssm right? haha we all ask your dad questions, so ask him. but seriously ill see if my dumbass can come up with something.

ya'll ask tech help, not writing help!!!

now help me out! theres nothing really ethical about peanut butter cuz, how can peanut butter have a right and wrong???
its just awesome.

and i wont say fuckin...i'll censor myself for once.

there is a right and wrong...

if you have to stir its good, if its always solid, its bad! the one that stays solid is chock full of full or partially hydrogenated oils, which are bad for you, good for the manufacturer since their shelf life is longer.....

damn alabamian is a genious though aint he? smart sumbitch! he plans on having a cure for AIDS before the summer of this year!

oi vey.
you guys are so wierd, i swear.
well, after countless texts and myspace messages, my brother and my cousin twice removed helped me write this piece of work.

bah! a couple sentences got a little mixed up in there, but you get the basic idea, i am bullshitting my way through the essay. haha

holy crap! my biggest strength in high school was language arts/grammar/writing, but damn! what grade are you in? that essay makes you sound like a college professor or something! and if cris reads that im screwed, he'll give me hell. not gunna say why cuz he will!

bahah. thanks
im in 10th grade english. i have been in all the advanced junk since 3rd grade, but i dropped out this year because i was sick of 5 hours of homework every night.
my bro wrote like 2 paragraphs and came up with the topic, and then the last paragraph is basically from my friend rusty's mouth.
it is a bunch of blahh thrown together to make one big BLAHH.