my wife left me :(

umm...aiight.
you're still a bit of a wierdie in my opinion. but its ok. we got a hick and me with my ocd...

Navi, if your interested in me, theres a pic of me in the classifieds under the thread "94 f/s project". but dont judge me from that pic. ive since lost 33lbs and still losing if i might add and now have a neck.

Sarra, never touched any drugs. ive drank my share of beer though. so no drugs, im just flat out dumb! isnt that what yall think of everybody down south anyway?

and yes i do believe he wants me to flirt with him Sarra. he is into guys as we've all learned.

well, Russell, you might have some small shoes to fill. rumor has it that fred was 3'6" 120lbs, and had a 2in penis...and he liked to bite the heads off kittens.

i see it as an upgrade for him. i can beat everything but the kitten heads and the penis size!

its no fun if Navi isn't responding to our insults...
and I feel bad if he doesn't.

oh well, sounds like he has enough problems as it is. wife leaving him cuz he was nailing a male midget and all!

haha. true, true.
its nice to know that I won't have to worry about my wife leaving me.
my biggest problems are trying to comvince my mom to let me take friday off school, trying to keep this nail polish on until the wedding on this saturday, and the one next saturday. haha.


...and not running into any oompa loompas, they'd kill me after picking on Fred.

aaaaah! shit!
ew. look at the grille on the one in the bottom right.
(part of my ocd obsession, maybe. I make a first impression of a person based on their teeth)
Navi, you dated any of these small creatures?
would your 'member' turn orange if you hmm-hmm-hmm in its hmm-hmm-hmm?

@ hmmm-hmmm-hmmm