the questions you hope never have to be answered

so, here are some really f-d up questions. feel free to answer. or just laugh. or add to the list.

whats worse, having to be tied to a public urinal for a day, or be tied to danny glover for a week?

what would be worse, having to give a sponge bath to a male fashion model or a female senior citizen?

which is worse, forced prison rape or pooping glass?

what would be the worse result; oprah having a daughter who is just like her or martha stuart having a son who is just like her?

which tastes better; old pizza under the bed or warm beer thats flat?

have to eat lunch from the mexican taco truck for free on friday but have the runs all weekend or pay a days wages for a slice of bread for lunch?

Those are funny

those are the ssm approved ones. some i dont want to get banned for. haha. this is what happens when i put thoughts into words. and having cookies for dinner.

^ ^ the shit people say to/about me? and the shit i say back? they dont ban anyone for anything! post away!

yeah joe, this site is pretty layed back, post away.

haha. give me a bit to get some more fucked up ones then.

Edited: 4/6/2008 10:57:57 PM by standardbyker88

which is worse, having to give a hummer to the koolaid man or get a hummer from a tranny?

hot or cold colonic?

have to look at star jones naked or have to look at the governator naked?

20 hrs of community service bathing bums or 75 hrs of community service regrouting public bathrooms?

take it in the ass or get the giant q-tip std test?

marry a dude or get shot in the foot annually?

Would you rather be the catcher, or eat human flesh?

Damn lol!!