Slappy Mc Nasty
+1y
it lookslong but its a good read......., heres my tale................i got off werk about 1 1/2 hours or so ago, i live about 45 miles from home. well after getting off the freeway and going through town i notice a motorcycle cop in my rearview. no lights, just see him cutting through traffic to get behind me (or so i thought). well, after i make a right turn (legally) i notice him cut through 3 lanes of traffic to get behind me, (NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERENT ALL DICKHEADS), READ ON....... i have that funny feeling so i begin to pull over, at that second, he hits his red/blue lights. im cool, wait to get my wallet out til he gets to the door but before he dismounts his motorcycle, HE TIPS IT OVER!!! lays it flat on the ground....... i open my door to help him out, he tells me to "GET BACK INTO THE TRUCK SIR!!", again, im cool with it. he regains his composure, uprights the bike and gets to my door. i hand him my license, insurance and reg........ and i can tell hes burnt inside but cant show it, (like the british guards outside buckingham palace). he tells me "i noticed you had the right hand drive, thats illegal". i explained to him i researched it for months and i talked to the local chp and the local police dept. and they confirmed there in nothing in writing stating i cannot own a right hand drive automobole... he ask's me to pop the hood to view the "power adders" he has just taken a class about. i oblidge the officer with absolutely no hesitation. pop'd the hood and he points out various items relocated under the hood but focused on the k&n stating, "i could tow this due to race ready modifications. i told him its a k&n to help me fight gas prices and that its a 2.2, basicly a go-cart with a bed. he chuckled aloud and handed me back my license and wut not, shook my hand and told me to "have a nice day, i wasted enuff of your time".............
hopefully proving not all cops are dickheads if you keep your calm collective selves..... respect will get you everywhere ladies and gents!!!!!