toes

I am lookin for stubbed vs stumped

btw shitcanned is a fkn good one,but would you yell that in the "heat of the moment"???If so you are a funny mofo!

yo yo i just shitcanned my toe!i would be on the ground laughing

i joe morrowed my fkn toe thats funny i don't care who you are!

Originally posted by 72bumpside



you kicked a chair fool. and no the chair isn't just an example, he really KICKED one! smart guy.

Smart Guy? go scoop some ice cream homo!

Originally posted by CHOSN1



i dont care what you call it, it hurts like shit for a few seconds. It hurts so bad that you get soo pisted and want to hit the nearest person

Actually....I did this about 6 hours ago and its still throbbing. Definately the worst I have ever done! I'm starting to think I would have been better off kicking it instead! I was on the phone with Sprint and that lady heard an earful!

Originally posted by jsondrops



i just wanna hear the proper term for it!fuk craigs toe

fuk u and your stub too! "I stubbed my toe"...

Originally posted by Guiltybydesign



The correct term your looking for is "Fucked"... you fucked your toe.Ergo you say-"i just fuckin fucked my fuckin toe!!"

Other acceptable terms yould include:AnnihalatedShitcannedand as mentioned above, Joe Morrowed

my first reply was "fucked up" for the blank spot. i was told that was wrong and had no idea how it could be. glad to know im not the only one. joe morrow is far and away the best answer though.

i think the correct terminology is..,..i just fkn CHARLIE MURPHY'D my fkn toe!! DARKNESSSSSS, THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS ROCKIN CHAIRS!!

sadly, jayson has a neighbor named darkness.

Originally posted by fatboysS1O



jammed,stumped,joe morrowed.......

Spot on Russell. Too fuckin funny!

I filled in the blank with BROKE about a month ago. I was drunk (go figure) and nude on a party pontoon. Goin' for a big jump onto the slide, over shot the slide a little and caught the middle toe on my right foot on the handrailing around the upper deck. Luckily my BAC acted as a pain reliever, it didn't hurt at all until the next morning. Woke up and it was so purple, borderline black. LOL The worse part about it though was bein a jackass and letting my wife and my buddies wife paint my toe nails pink about an hour before that happened. There was no way in hell I was goin to the doctor like that. It still has a crazy looking kink in it.

I remember hanging out in the garage with you after that happened Brad!You would talk about boobs for a minute,then go right back back to how bad your fkn toe hurt!

Thanks for not showing it to me!

darkness loves my couch nigga!!

STUBBED