Dont fuck with chuck!

A solar eclipse is just a myth, it's actually when McGyver forgets to put fuel in the sun

Shoe, Gum and a paperclip

Mcgyver for me

Chuck Norris only can masteurbate to pictures of Chuck Norris.

mcgyver doesnt have to masterbate, he uses a swiss army knife a shoelace and an old tire and whips up some thing to do it for him

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McGyver can build an airplane out of paperclips, chewing gum and metal shavings; but Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it from him.