New addition to the family...

I know you guys have all missed my trite and outrageously funny comments, but I had some business to attend to:

My Wife had a baby on May 22. "Riley" weighed in at a scale-crushing 7 lbs. 2 oz. and measured 19 inches long. Everything was cool, and both Mom and baby are at home resting.

Just thought you would want to know. I know this place was dead without me, but rest assured, I am back. You can all get a full night of sleep now.

Oh, and to all you wise-asses out there who think your real original and funny, no, she does NOT look like the milkman/trashman/UPS Driver/Neighbor/etc. So don't be a dumbass.

congrates on the new addition.... i would love to make a smart a** remark but dont wanna be the first

Well, thank you for both your comment and your restraint.

Seriously though, I hate when guys do that shit. I'm not just saying that because I'm in that situation though. I just think its rude.

But I know we are all classy gentemen here and you guys would never even think of desecrating such a special and sacred event.

Congrats on the new family member.

congrats, i won't say anything bad, but i do look like the ups guy....on wait, thats where my dad works....who would have guessed lol

^^^LOL

congrats man... welcome to endless nights and no sleep.... for about the next 18 yrs. LOL



i got a 2 yr old monster/ boy and another one on the way due sept9th... that will be locked in her room from the age of 13 untill she moves out/ joins a nunery...

congrats bro! i just had one 11mos ago! likie bdydrpd said welcome to endless nights of sleeping! trust me its true. hahahaha

Well, she's my third, so it's nothing really new to me. I sleep like a rock. My poor wife on the other hand...