Deranged731
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---------------------------------------------Originally posted by doublepumpedINTRODUCTING!!!!
THE DRAG-WOW!
This sweet device simply bolts in. HOW DOES IT WORK YOU ASK?! SIMPLE!
With a sweet LED lit rocker switch mounted anywhere in your cab (NEW TECHNOLOGY! THE LED WILL ACTUALLY BE LIT WHEN YOUR DRAG-WOW IS IN USE!! OH MY GOD WHAT A FEATURE THIS IS!! YOUR AMAZED, IM AMAZED, THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.)
You turn this bad mamma-jamma on and the actuator drops the bar that has NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE!!! YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THREE! Trailer balls right onto the pavement. SPARKS SPARKS SPAAAAAAARKS! SPARKS EVERYWHERE!
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW COOL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK YOU ARE? YOUR VEHICLE WILL BE THE ENVY OF MANY, AND MAGAZINE COMPANIES WILL BE BEATING DOWN YOUR DOOR JUST TO INTERVIEW YOU AND LET THE WORLD KNOW EXACTLY HOW COOL YOU ARE!!
BEST PART IS! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED AIR RIDE SUSPENSION! THIS BAD BOY BOLTS IN AND YOUR DONE! EASY AND PAINLESS! NO NEED FOR AIR SUSPENSION!!!! THIS VOIDS THAT OUT, JUST SKIP THAT STEP, AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD STUFF!!!
The DRAG-WOW is not available in stores. PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THIS AMAZING BREAK-THROUGH IN MINITRUCK TECHNOLOGY!!
NOW AVAILABLE FOR THREE LOW PAYMENTS OF $199.99, AND IF YOU ORDER NOW... CHUCK YOU TELL 'EM, I'M SO AMAZED I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
WELL.. IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE WILL THROW IN 9 ADIDITIONAL TRAILER BALLS FOR YOUR DRAG-WOW PLEASURE!!!!
---------------------------------------------I just shot Diet-Coke out my nose, and I am now hungry for a chocolate cupcake, covered in strawberry frosting......This is funny as hell on a Friday afternoon!