towpig
+1y
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had beendating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me
just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your truck.