SOS, someone please help, Austin, Dallas, Arkansas, please someone help!!!!

It's been raining pussies and i keep getting beat between the eyes with huge, veiny cocks.  Here's the story of my burb: http://www.streetsource.com/forum/topic.aspx?topic_id=106884&Page=1 I talked to Jon tonight, he's having all kinds of problems, and he said i needed to pick it up if i can get someone else to do it, he said there's no way he can get it done by April (i want it back a little before Showfest on May 15, 2010).  I had a whole huge long list of stuff i wanted done, (new frame, new control arms, new hubs, new spindles, new rear end, new 4 link, new sheet metal floor, new fuel cell, relocate steering shaft (or power steering pump that's in the way), complete new air system, bodydropped halfway through the rockers, headers and exhaust, hot rod air kit, etc, etc.  That's just what i can think of off the top of my head right now. That has now shrunk to new frame (built or just donor frame, the one that's on it right now is fubar'd), bagged (i have everything but the valves for the air system), bodydropped if there's time, new floor, and built solid, safe to drive. The truck is in Austin, TX right now, is there anyone between there and Little Rock (or damn near all of Arkansas) who can help me get this beast rolling by April?  Jon had the burb for a year and a half, and i paid him $5k over that time.  He said he'll give the money back, but he can't all at once, he said he'd give me a chunk when i pick up the burb and pay out the rest.  It'll take him a few weeks to get it tow-able (body's off, no floor pan, rear suspension is gone), then i can pick it up.   Someone please, please, please, PLEASE help me out, if you know someone who won't fuck me, please let me know.  I swear, i think this fucking burb has been cursed since i got off the plane in Salt Lake City and tried to drive it 1400 miles back to Arkansas. I can pay whatever Jon gives me back when i pick it up, but since i towed it to Austin, i've had another kid and had to take a substantial pay cut to keep my job.  I can get a loan to pay more if i need to, and i have some guns i could sell if i need to, but i'd rather keep my guns if possible, lol. Please, someone help me!! Help me get hit in the face with pussy when it's raining all around me, for once. 

Guilty By Design in Joplin, MO is a shop near me that I can say does good work. The only shop near you that I know of I wouldn't trust. I am sure there are some good shops here, I just don't know where they are.

shity shity shity. at least i know im not the only one in my shoes.five years , 3 motors,18000 $$$ later mine is finaly geting done. at least your getin some money back and not a dick in the ass!

I would say yes Kyle at GBD is AWESOME.  Keefs rod and custom in MS, plus we have two shops (Jamey Jordan and someone else) in Meridian that are really good in MS.  You have Silver Star in Horn Lake, MS...  Hmmmmm.... I know there are a ton in TX.  Good luck man.

dude, thanks for the help, but i know for a fact i can't afford Keef or Silver Star.  Maybe a year and a half ago i could, but new baby+less pay=daddy gets fucked on his toys.  hahaha

Jumbo let me make some call and see what I can come up with. PM me when you get time  I;m lost for words ??

damn man if i was closer i could atleast help ya get it picked up and moved

thanks, Johnathon.  You know how you can help me?  ANSWER THE PHONE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, DOUCHEBAG!!!!!   hahaha, just kidding, dude, how's it been?  You talk to Russ ever?  He ignores me even more than you, lol

bro wish i could help ya man.. i kno how it is..i been there done that scene..good luck..anyone out there help a brother out..

Call Keith at NFamus.  He's in Mansfield which I think is just south of Dallas. -Trae