I thought this was funny!

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED....

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the Car...and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . and that's when the fight started . . .

I came up with a new cookie recipe. They tasted so good, I decided to call them vagina cookies.

So I built a little stand on the side of the road, and sure enough, my first customer came driving by.

I wanted to promote my new product, so I gave him a free sample. He took a big bite, and after a few seconds, he spit out the cookie.

"What's wrong?", I asked.

"That cookie taste like crap!" he said.

To which I replied, "You have to it over."

both of husk's were funny but THEM blew your punch line campy

hahhaha u guys are crazy lately