Nowhere else I could get away with this...

I like how DS is a little bit raunchy so here we go.

Snatched a Chrysler Pacifica night before last, ugly bastard...


...but was caught a little off guard when I was checking through the windows to be sure nobody was asleep in it, etc. before I snatched it.




Last night took some baller's Jeep...


And noticed this under the steering column, glad I hooked and booked before he noticed me.


Richard

That's crazy..I've always wanted to repo.

Hell those aren't even repos. The guys I run for now don't do any and aren't insured for it so I wouldn't take the risk in their trucks. Those are people that just parked where they weren't supposed to...which means most of them know my face, know what my truck sounds like, and know that I go back to the same places pretty much every night...yes, I have fan clubs at these places! The dildo-filled Pacifica came from a ghetto property I've been operating at off and on since 2004.

Reminds me of the line from fight club - of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never

Lol

Were they going to clean up after themselves or was the dust pan for something freaky I don't know about?

I want my Pacifica back!!! Hahahahaha