Slow progress of square body on air

^^^what?? leave??

I started on that the other day and after getting 6 bags full and not even making a dent in the pile, I said fuck it

do like I do I rake them out in the open and let the wind carry them out in to the feilds or down the road

that's kinda what I did. Once I gave up on bagging them, I scattered them all over the yard which is pretty open. It was quite windy today and most of them have moved on to a better place.

Five words...

Pile

Lighter fluid

Matches

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you forgot the fifth word and its the only thing that makes a good yard wast fire

BEER

Bagging lawn mower.

to much work plus it make's it hard to hold your beer and fire is tough on lawn mowers

My lawnmower has a couple holder.

What the hell is a "couple holder"? Is that so your Old Lady can do the yard work with you?