I Want My Truck!

I've been trying so hard the last little while to get my truck home and NOTHING seems to be working out! Everytime i think i'm going to be able to get it, sumthing screws up.
At the moment i'm VERY mad because I just found out that after waiting all this time to get it, i finally found some uhaul car transports in a town close by and can get them back same day so i could pick the truck up this weekend, and now come to find out they won't rent one to you if you're using a bumper hitch. you have to have a reese (or equivalent) hitch installed. NOTHING Seems to be working out for me!
It's REALLY pissing me off!
why the hell can't it just be easy?

for real man. always seems to be something. so wheres ur truck at?

It's in Napannee. Only an hour away but i can't drive it and i've been trying to get it forever!
And this weekend everything was soo close and then i realized i should ask about the class of hitch and then they're like, "oh sorry a bumper hitch is illegal. and we don't have anything that'll work with a bumper hitch at the moment. sorry. bye."
they coulda told me when i had asked for it before!

dude if you have a home depot local they rent there trucks out for 20 for 75 minutes, you would just have to buy a sheet of plywood or some shit and say it wont fit in your car, but check first to make surte it has a tow hitch, the one i worked at did, so if it does, rent it, go rent the tow dolly and get your truck home

If your gona do something like that make sure you don't speak a word of it to the homedepot ppl . also you will want to do that in the day light cause im willin to say that they don't have trailer plugs on thier load- n - go trucks . Just Rent one of thier 19.00 uhual trucks . matter fact call bullshit on that center that told you that u can't rent the trailer cause its bumper mount . WTF . i tow dollied my mazda's with my BUMPER ! that center is tryin to push you to buy a reese hitch .. they're tryin to make a sale is what it is . just show up fill the paper work out and hitch it up . fuck them . Just do it man . if They don't let you tell them you're calling the uhaul company and turning them in . That's b.s I 've never had a problem renting a trailer and using my Bumper mount hitch ! The only time i had a problem renting a trailer is when i was using my buddies explorer to tow with . Apparently they tip over easy with a trailer or something lame that i can verify to that u haul won't rent a trailer for . The bumper issue is bs. Tell em you're only towing a 2,500 Pound vehicle. And get a tow dolly its cheaper any ways. less stress on the tow vehicle.

they're screwed right out of EVERYTHING now. I'm waiting an extra day and getting a tow dolly from a friend. uhaul can go screw themselves. HA.
but thanks for the tips on the truck thing. that could actually come in VERY handy sometime lol. i would NEVER have thought of that home depot idea!