You Know You're a B-Series Owner When...?

I couldn't have said that better myself!

...When you leave for work in the morning and fill the whole block you live on with smoke for about 30 seconds every morning!

yeah,a n00b....

Like HOC said,if you know you're B series owner when you know every spec about your truck,so you should definetly know your ground to doorframe height!

Well atleast you didn't have a Tim Horton's sign on your truck. You'd have been swarmed by the fuzz.

when u get pulled over cuz there a shit load of blue smoke pouring out of the back of the truck

and it aint coming from your tires.Lol.BJ

"but officer,I filled up with diesel by mistake...."

...when you notice that the high beam indicator on your gauge cluster is actually brighter than your stock headlights.

...when you drive the truck in the dead of winter with no defroster and little heat and have to use the ice scraper on the outside AND inside of the windshield...

if yer truck reaches 50mph and feels like its gonna fall apart, yall just might be a mazda B owner