lofosho86
+1y
On his way home from the bar, a drunk is stopped at a police checkpoint. The officer comes over and tells the driver to roll down his window. When he does, the cop is almost knocked over with the smell of alcohol. So he asks:
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Yes", replies the driver.
"What did you have exactly?"
"Well, about seven or eight beers, a couple of whiskies, and then one or two night caps in the form of double brandies"
The officer pulls out his breathalyzer and says, "Would you mind blowing into this?"
To which the drunk dude retorts: "What for? Don't you believe me?"