Pay Attention

Professor at the local medical school is giving a lecture to first year medical students in Anatomy 101.He thinks he needs to start out with some basics."ok,class,one of the first rules in Anatomy 101 is you have to be absolutely fearless>"Whereupon he sticks his finger in the butt of the cadaver in front of him and then licks it.He then invites the class to do the same to the cadaver in front of them.After a few seconds pause,they all do."Now class,lesson number 2 in this class is that you must be keenly observant.You will notice that I stuck my middle finger in the cadavers butt,but I licked my index finger." He-e-e- Haw.BJ

haha nice one

sick sick sick

this joke looks like one i saw about a cup of urine, same thing exactly just with an ass now lol still funny every time i read it.

hahaha that's a crappy joke...

Definately a good one. The girls both said EWWWWW, then laughed histerically.

Maybe they will now listen when I ask them to pay attention.

well when you tell them to pay attention,just make sure you hold a finger up.

hahahaha thats funny