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Me and my freinds loved those others so much we decided to come up with more
We luaghed until we were sober.
Had the priests in The Exorcist just said, The power of Chuck Norris compels you instead of The power of Christ compels you, the movie would only have been about 30 seconds long.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now known as France.
The milkshake doesnt bring Chuck Norris to the yard.
One day Chuck Norris was in fact killed when he round house kicked someone in the face so hard that it shattered the universe. But in heaven, Chuck challenged God to an arm wrestling match. Chuck won, and the universe was reformed.
"Biologically", Chuck Norris is his own stepfather. (think about that one)
On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubix Cube and shit it out solved.
Chuck Norris caught all 422 pokemon in just under 2.4 seconds.
When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:37, He roundhouse kicked the manager so hard the store became a Wendys.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris is the reason Russia tries to have armed forces.
Soon after watching Walker Texas Ranger, Hitler commited suicide.
Chuck Norris was born with his beard and without his verginity.
Chuck Norris is so good, hes behind you.
Chuck will only drive a truck cooler than himself, the B series Mazda
Chuck is the reason my doors are shaved.
Hope you luaghed your ass off as much as I did!!!!!!!!!!!!