hocbj23
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Farmer out in Texas has small ranch.Texas tax man doesnt believe that the rancher is paying his employees enough so he sends out an Agent to investigate."I want to see a list of all your employees and what u r paying them" says the Agent."Well" says the rancher," Ive got my ranch hand who works 40 hours per week,I pay him $600 per week and he gets free room and board.Ive got my cook,she works 40 hours per week,I pay her $500 per week and she gets free room and board.Then there the half wit who works here about 65 hours per week,gets paid $32.50 per week and I buy hime a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night." "Thats him,thats the guy I want to talk to-the half wit" says the Agent. "Speaking" says the rancher.Hee-haw.BJ