hahaha..joke i did to my mom

earlier today, i got home about the same time my mom pulled up and i got out and was like...mom you leaking headlight fluid. and she was like what..where and i said right there under your car and she was like is that bad and is aid yeah its bad, if you dont get any soon, your headlights wont work and she was like oh y gosh, i better get some 2mmorow and i said yeah you better, its kind of expensive though. i told her it was like $10 a quart and she prolly needed 3 quarts. then i was like mom...theres no such thing as headlight fluid. anyway though, it was funny as hell. its a very good joke to play on someone who doesnt know much about cars.

haha, i remember i did that to my friend, he even went into NAPA and was like, where is the blinker fluid, they looked at him like and then started laughing.

haha, good times.

damn bro i would have let her go to the store and ask for it first. haha.

WE DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT WORK TO ONE OF THE BOSSES SONS.
WE SENT HIM TO SEVERAL SUPPLY STORES FOR A BUCKET OF VOLTS & A BOX OF AMPS, AND A PURPLE HANDLED CONDUIT STRETCHER....RIGHT AFTER HE LEFT, WE CALLED THE SUPPLY HOUSE AND LET THEM IN ON IT, AND THEY PLAYED ALONG, HE WENT TO LIKE 5 SUPPLY HOUSES, THEN ONE OF THEM CALLED THE SHOP, AND TALKED TO HIS DAD & WAS LIKE DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT VOLTS & AMPS ARE AND WORKS AT AN ELECTRICAL COMPANY, NOT TO MENTION THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE CONDUIT STRETCHER.....ESP. ONE WITH A PURPLE HANDLE.....NEEDLESS TO SAY HIS DAD SHOWED UP @ THE TIME HE DID, AND WAS LIKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN..... ONCE HE TOLD HIM EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING...IT WAS FUNNY AS WELL YOU KNOW......

Back in highschool - we used to send all the new kids around looking for a squeegee sharpener. Funny as hell. other teachers would play along and send them to another dept.

haha, my bro worked at a full serve gas station and the guy working with him was under the hood checking the oil on some chicks car and she yelled out " my horn dosent work, can u see if u can fix it?" so 2 mins later he closes the hood and says your out of horn fuild go to the parts store and ask them they will help u, well 4 days later the same chick pulls in and started freaking "u made me look like a complete dummy theres no such thing! you idiot!" he turns around and said " your an idiot for beliving me have a nice day"

thas awesome. its so funny how stupid people are. my mom isnt stupid, she just doesnt have much common sense. watchin people is one of my favorite things to do because no one uses thier head. heres 2 perfectly good examples....at our school we have double doors, when theres a big bunch of people does everyone open both those doors...NO...they all try to squeeze thru just one....and then also we have 2 coke machines but everybody only lines up at one. i dont get it..

follow the herd eh?

I build seats for Chrysler,so obviously as the finished seats are rolling down the line,we have to steam and iron them to get any wrinkles out. When we get new temps or something that come in,we make them look for a bucket of steam,or plastic magnets.

We had one guy who we sent searching for spider repellant,and he was gone for like half an hour,and he paged over the PA "Spider repellant to the rear seat line". After a while he couldn't find any and we were like "well,did you look in the basement?" ...but there is no basement,lol. Anyways,he worked there for like 8 months and got the nickname Spider. Nobody ever called him by his real name again,lol. Then he got fired for stealing a guy's hat and sending it through the oven,lol.

Lol when I was in shop class we'd send new kids to ask for sockets such as 4/8's or we'd have them go ask for elbow grease..I think the best was we convinced a kid the O2 sensor on a civic was the spark plug for the flame thrower...