hocbj23
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A pirate ship is sailing the open sea when the lookout calls down "Captain,Captain-enemy ship off the port bow." The Captain turns to the 1st Mate and says "Go get my red shirt".The 1st Mate asks "Why the red shirt Captain?" The Captain replies "If I am shot or stabbed in battle, the men will not see my blood and wont get discouraged."The Mate fetches the shirt, a huge battle ensues and the pirates are successful.The next morning, the lookout calls down again,"Captain,Captain 15 enemy ships off the starboard bow". The Captain looks at the 1st Mate and says,"Go get my brown pants>"