Nyuck-nyuck

Old farmer down in Tennessee had been married for a long time to a wife that constantly nagged him.Day and night-nag,nag,nag.His only relief was to hitch his mule up and plow his field.Needless to say,he did a lot of plowing.One day he was out plowing and decided to take a lunch break.His wife brought him a sandwich and water,so he sat down by his old mule and began to eat.His wife started her nagging routine-nag,nag,nag.About that time the old mule lashed out with both rear feet and kicked the nagging wife right in the head.Killed her deader than a doornail.At the funeral,the minister noted that when female mourners came over and talked to the old farmer,he would reply by shaking his head up and down in the affirmative.When male mourners came over , he would shake his head side to side in the negative.Curious,the minister went over and explained to the farmer what he had been seeing and asked if the farmer could explain. "Shore can",the farmer replied."When the ladies come over,they say how pretty my wife was and how good she looks.I nod that I agree.When the fellers come over,they ask if the mule is for sale." HEE -HAW.BJ

lol, that's a pretty good one bj!

That's a knee slapper! lol


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An old lady at a nursing home is in her electric wheel chair when she zooms off down the hall way flat out. She almost runs over one of the nurses who stops her and says "hey ma'am,have you got a licence for that thing?"

The old lady rummages through her purse and hands the nurse a candy wrapper. The nurse looks at it and says "ok,you're good to go. Don't let me catch you speeding again!"

The next day,the old lady takes off again,zooming through the hall ways. The same nurse stops her again and says "Miss,I stopped you yesterday for speeding. Can I see your registration for this thing?" Sure enough,the old lady goes through her purse and hands the nurse a pen. The nurse looks at the pen and says "ok then,have a nice day."

As the old lady takes off again and rounds the corner,she sees an old man standing butt naked in the middle of the hallway holding onto his johnson. She screeches to a stop and says "Dang it,not the damn breathalyzer again!"

ha ha both of you!!! hey BJ do you know that old lady in the chair?? ha ha just kidding.

Yes I do ,matter of fact.She's the only thing my 2200 can beat in a drag race and she has to spot me 2 lengths.Lol.BJ