Nyuck-nyuck

Several people were waiting in line at a bus stop,including a gorgeous blonde in a tight leather skirt.When it came time to board the bus,her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot up on the first bus step.To give herself more motion,she decided to unzip her skirt a little so she reached behind ,unzipped her skirt a bit and tried to get her foot up on the step.No luck.So,she reached behind again,unzipped a little more and tried again.Still no luck getting her foot up.So she tried unzipping the skirt for the third time.No luck.About this time a big,burley fellow standing behind her reached out,picked her up by the waist and put her on the bus.When she had gotten over her embarassment,she turned to the man and said,"How dare you,a total stranger,put your hands on me like that."To which the man replied,"Sorry,honey,but after you had unzipped my pants three times,I thought we wuz friends." Hee-haw.BJ

hahahaha that's a good one!!

LOL..... Ok, why do I get the feeling that BJ is "a big burley fellow"
definately a good chuckle!

lmao, that's awsome. Definatley a good laugh there

Dale

Well that put a smile on my face good one.

Subject: Pharmacolocy!

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Now thats funny a 90 year old man covered in wrinkles except for a stiffy and 90 year old lady with boobs that look like they belong on a 20 year old.

What happened to growing old gracefully?A 90 year old with perky boobs and a 90 year old guy with a woody and both w/Alz-looking at each other and saying "Now i KNOW we are supposed to do something with these but damned if I can remember what">Lol.BJ

hahahahaha lmao! anyone know where this chick is, i want to go stand behind her at a bus stop. haha.