Nyuck-nyuck,Part Deaux

A small business owner here in Tennessee had an invoice problem so he calls in his lovely blonde secretary for assistance.He says,"If I gave you 20,000 dollars minus 14%,what would you take off."The blonde thought for a minute and said "Everything but my earrings".Hee-haw.BJ

LoL

I'd do the same,lol

three guys walk up to a house in the dead of winter because their car broke down in the middle of nowhere and they need a place to spend the night, the guy who lives there tells them they can stay one night but they have to stay down stairs and swear not to mess with his daughter, and they agree, to make sure they do so the man puts pop corn on the stairs so it will crunch if they try to go up there. late that night the first guy goes to the stairs and see the pop corn so he pees on it and goes up any way. a while later he comes back down and wakes up man #2 and says " man thats the best i ever had" so guy #2 goes to the stairs and he to sees the pop corn and he also pees on it, a while later he comes down and wakes up guy #3 and says " thats the best i have ever had" so guy #3 goes to the stairs and sees the pop corn and a little while later he comes back a wakes up the other two and tells them " you guys were right thats the best pop corn i've ever eaten"

Hee-haw.BJ

man,I would have been pissed.