Doggie Diet

Went to Wal-Mart today to get some Purina Dog Chow for the pups.While in line some dork asked me if I had a dog! On impulse I said no that I was going back on the Purina Diet again.Last time I did it I lost 50 pounds but ended up in ICU with tubes and lines going everywhere.However the diet is simple and I was going to try it again.All u do is fill your pockets with the dog chow and when u get hungry just nibble on them.The chow is nutritionally ok .Horrified the dork asked me if the dog chow had poisoned me. I said no,I walked off the curb to sniff an Irish Setters ass and a car hit us both.Cashier almost exploded she was laughing so hard.I got thrown out of Wal-Mart.Hee-Haw.BJ

lmfao I think I fell out of my chair!

Dude that is great! hahaha

Damn! I think even the guy in the office down the hall heard me laughing. BJ, I'm gonna have to stop reading these during office hours

A new study in the Washington Post says women have better verbal skills than men.To the authors of that study I would like to say,"DUH'.Lol.bj