Har,Maties!

ole Skillet,with his bald head and wooden leg gets invited to a costume ball.Not knowing what to wear he writes a costume company for help.Next day a package arrives with a pirates costume inside and a note that says the red scarf will cover his bald head and with his wooden leg he will look great.ole Skillet is po'd cause he thinks the company is making fun of his wooden leg and fires off an angry letter.Few days later another package arrives,this one containing a monks robe,and a note saying that with the robe covering his wooden leg and his bald tonsure,he will look great.Now Skillet is really po'd cause he thinks the company is making fun of his baldness and fires off another nasty letter.Few days later comes yet another package containing a small jar of caramel syrup and a note which says,"pour the caramel syrup over your bald head,stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple." He-e-e-e-e Haw-w-w-w.Lol.BJ

hardy,har,har!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a very rich man who was very ugly. No one ever wanted to sleep with him, so he decided to drive around in his limo until he found somebody. Soon, he spotted a passed-out bum on the street. He quickly ran out, screwed the bum in the ass, left him fifty bucks, and drove off.
A few hours later, the bum woke up, found the fifty bucks, bought a six-pack of Molson, drank them all, and passed out again.

The next day, the rich man returned, found the bum again passed out, screwed him in the ass, and left him a hundred bucks. Astonished by the money when he woke up, the bum bought two six-packs, drank them down, and passed out again.

The next day, the rich man did the same thing to the bum, but this time left him a hundred fifty bucks. When the bum woke up, he went to the store and bought a six-pack of Labatt's.

"Labatt's?" asked the store clerk. "You always buy Molson."

"I know," said the bum. "But Molson makes my ass hurt