hocbj23
+1y
Q: If u are going to make a parachute jump,how high should u be at least?
A: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q: If u pat a dog on the head,he wags his tail.What will a goose do?
A; Make him jump?
Q: Does it take more than three words in Hawaiian to say I love you?
A: No, a pineapple and a 20 work just fine.
Q:How many Bsceners does it take to drop a truck?
A:75. 74 to argue about static versus bags and 1 to shoot all 4 tires out.
Hee-Haw.BJ