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Q:If a hummingbird has a brain the size of a B-B, and a horse has a brain the size of a walnut,how big is a Bsceners brain?
A: Whats smaller than a B-B?
Q:Why won't Bsceners wives let them tuck their babies in at night?
A: Cause there afraid they will find them under a fender well.
Q: How many Bsceners does it take to change a spark plug?
A:4- 1 to change the plug,1 to give CPR to the 3rd guy who had his finger on the plug checking to see if it was getting spark while the 4th guy cranked the truck.
Q:When a Bscener uses the word "Bag" what is he referring to?
A: Is his wife in or out of the truck?
Q: Who hates Bsceners more than the cops?
A: Mosquitoes.
Q: Who are the 3 largest oil producers in the world?
A:Exxon,Shell, and Bsceners with leaky valve covers.
Q:How many Bsceners does it take to paint a truck?
A: How many spray cans do u have?
Q:And finally class,why do they call him "Crazy Mikey"?
A: Have u seen his truck? Hee-haw.BJ