hocbj23
+1y
Two little old ladies sitting on a park bench outside an exhibit hall where a flower show was going on.One little old lady says to the other" Life is so damn boring,why for five bucks I'd take off all my clothes and streak right thru that flower show in there."Other little old lady whips out a fiver and says "You're on Toots."First little old lady struggles out of her clothes and buck nekked totters thru the flower exhibit. Second old lady hears a lot of commotion from inside,then cheers and clapping.First little old lady totters out with a clapping crowd following her and a blue ribbon pinned to her butt.
"Guess what"she says,I just won first place for the Best Dried Arrangement." Hee-haw.BJ