hocbj23
+1y
Old cooter was in the grocery store shopping with a small child in his buggy.Kiddy was crying,snuffling and sometimes screaming at the top of his lungs.As the old cooter pushed the buggy around,store patrons heard him talking,"Its ok Albert,try not to cry now Albert,we are almost done Albert,be good Albert,we almost ready to go home Albert,etc.",while the kid screeched away. As they came to the checkout counter ,a sweet young thing that had been following the old cooter pipes up and says,"Sir I think it is just wonderful how gentle and kind and sweet u have been to your grandson Albert there."To which old cooter replies,"Thank u madam but MY name is Albert.That little prick there is named John."Hee-haw.BJ