hocbj23
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So Sluggo has way too many beers,passes out cigarette in hand,sets fire to the house and burns himself and the house up.Coroner has to get some kind of i.d. so he calls Sluggo's two buddies,Cooter and Skillet over to make a positive i.d.Cooter gets there first and Coroner calls hime in to view the body.Whoa says Cooter,burned pretty bad there turn him over on his stomach,Coroner does so and Cooter says nope that aint Sluggo.Skillet arrives next and Coroner calls him in to make the i.d.Man says Skillet his face is burned pretty bad can you turn him over? Coroner turns the body and ole Skillet says nope that aint him.How can u be so sure,says the Coroner.Well says Skillet,Sluggo had two assholes.Two assholes,said the Coroner.How do u know that?Well says Skillet,every time we went out together,folks would say there goes Sluggo with his two assholes.Heehaw.BJ