But Officer.....

Heard on cop car videos:

If u take ur hands off that car,I will make ur birth certificate a worthless document.

If u run,can u run 1200 feet per second?Cause thats how fast the bullet I shoot will be chasing u.

Mam,we dont have red lites any redder than the one u just ran.

and best of thought we didnt give tickets to pretty women?We dont,sign here please mam.

Hee-haw.BJ

lol

haha

Hey my pops is an officer of the law... He is rather large and lazy...runs in the family. well a couple of years ago he had this crack head take off running from him. He chased him for a while (crack head on foot him in his car) finally the idiot turned and stared running through a vacant field well my dad had a clear shot and yelled over the pa "stop running or I am going to accidentaly run your stupid ass over. " Well being a small town and my dad having a reputation the dude stopped running. Pretty funny if you knew the idiot.

Those were awesome!!