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But Officer.....
hocbj23
+1y
Heard on cop car videos:
If u take ur hands off that car,I will make ur birth certificate a worthless document.
If u run,can u run 1200 feet per second?Cause thats how fast the bullet I shoot will be chasing u.
Mam,we dont have red lites any redder than the one u just ran.
and best of thought we didnt give tickets to pretty women?We dont,sign here please mam.
Hee-haw.BJ
If u take ur hands off that car,I will make ur birth certificate a worthless document.
If u run,can u run 1200 feet per second?Cause thats how fast the bullet I shoot will be chasing u.
Mam,we dont have red lites any redder than the one u just ran.
and best of thought we didnt give tickets to pretty women?We dont,sign here please mam.
Hee-haw.BJ
kcmazdab2000
+1y
lol
night rider
+1y
haha
jmzcustomz (jeff)
+1y
Hey my pops is an officer of the law... He is rather large and lazy...runs in the family. well a couple of years ago he had this crack head take off running from him. He chased him for a while (crack head on foot him in his car) finally the idiot turned and stared running through a vacant field well my dad had a clear shot and yelled over the pa "stop running or I am going to accidentaly run your stupid ass over. " Well being a small town and my dad having a reputation the dude stopped running. Pretty funny if you knew the idiot.
crazymikey
+1y
Those were awesome!!