you might be a minitrucker if

did that with my dads benz, miata and my mom pASSat all at the same time so i could have full ranger of all 3 car

lucky bastards...i get home from college and get banished to park outside, while my YOUNGER bro gets to park in the 3 car garage...unless there is a car show coming up, then i can convince my parents my truck needs to be clean and has to stay in the garage

post it up. im sure ive seen it but i dont remember

i change the chorus to sh0rty wanna ride to shorty wanna drag with me
i forget exactly what i said but it was to effect
shroty wanna drag with me
hit a switch to get to low
cut the floor so we can drag doe

something like that

{insert beat to vanilla ice lol}
Yo, ID, Let's drag it!

Drag, Drag, Baby, Drag, Drag, Baby
All right drop, sparkalate and listen
jizza is back with a brand new invention
cutin to the left ever so slightly
weldin like a mofo daily and nightly
Will it ever drop? Yo -- I don't know
pump up the bags till they blow
cuttin up every thing up like a vandal
droppin the ass sparkin like a candle.

DRAG, go blow the speaker that booms
I'm runnin a train on your girl in the other room
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than vanilla ice is a felony
assed up or assed out, You better not be gay
You better drag body, jizza don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out my welds while my baha revolves it

Drag, Drag, Baby, Drag, Drag, Baby
Drag, Drag, Baby, Drag, Drag, Baby

Now that truck is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the compressors r hummin
welded to the point, to the point of no braking
Cooking viars like a pound of bacon
Burnin’ ‘em if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 2.3slo
With my windows down cuz my a/c is broe
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say 2 hi
Did you stop? #### No -- I just drug by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left scrubed my tires cuz the fron was dropped
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to barrett parkway US PLAY
Girls were hot and filled w/ danger
cuz they seen such a fine man in a body dropped ranger
Jealous 'cause I'm hittin switches all the time
bagged w/ no gauges and i drag all the time
Ready for the haterz w/ small ones
The haterz acting ill because they're full of “bolt onâ€

there it is woooot woooot

ha ha ha.....

You might be a mini trucker if you sell your 4x4 truck before winter to buy a layed out truck with no motor.......

HAHAHAHA! thats awesome i even d/l vanilla ice so i could rap along with it! lol thats awesome!

haha thats bad ass! someone needs to make and record a version of that.

Thats even better than vanilla ice!!!

You might be a minitrucker if you have a bunch of mexicans come to your door wanting to buy your truck on the spot!! (i laghed my head off)

james, lets get u rappin it on video...that would be badass....it could go along with shots of yer truck