I am a Contracts Assistant. I make sure that everything for our contracts is being signed and finalized on time. I aim ranger boys every time I get a break (every other 10 minute time frame). I keep everyone around there up to date about whats due and what needs to go out. I send out letters to our customers with documents they request. I have many other duties but I am done boring you all. thank you and fucking have a great fuckin day bass-turds!
just kidding. I dont give a fuck you guys think I slack off, your just jealous you cant slack off the way I do at your own jobs.
I slack off the most, being unemplyoed and all....hmmm, I think I"ll go shave my tailgate...nah, I'll go eat me some capt'n crunch and go back to sleep...yeah, that's the ticket.