joe
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BREAKING NEWS
With nothing better to do, I went back up to the shop this morning. Thinking to myself that maybe I'll just take the cab off this truck and turn the remainder into a pickup bed trailer- then I'd have a matching truck and trailer.
I had talked to a coworker the other day, complaining about how this truck was kicking my ass. Told him what it was and wasn't doing.
He told me that his dad had a V-8 engine put in an old Dodge truck back in the '70s that came out of an old Dodge car from a junkyard. It was running when it was pulled from the car.
Got it put in the truck and everything bolted together, and the darn thing wouldn't hit a lick. He fooled with it for a month and gave up and took it to a mechanic. That guy tinkered with it for about a week. It was just like my situation- everything was there~ gas, spark and air. But, it wouldn't start.
Finally, he pulled one of the exhaust manifolds off for some reason and found someone had placed duct tape over the exhaust outlets (to keep debris out) and never removed it before they put the engine in the truck. Removed the tape and WE HAVE IGNITION.
Back to my story~ So, today a friend comes by the shop and I am standing there scratching my head, watching the TV- daydreaming. He says "take this S.O.B. to a real frickin' mechanic and quit wasting time on the thing."
I tell him where he can stick his real mechanic. I reach in and crank the engine over. It hits once or twice and nothing- there is a little bit of gas spitting back up out of the carb- as usual- and it makes a sputtering noise out the carb as it turns over. It has been doing that ever since I started messing with the thing, nothing new.
But, I made the comment to him that "you know what- it's doing that but the thing is in perfect time and it has excellent valves so it for sure isn't backfiring. For some reason, it acts like way too much gas, but I had the remote gas tank shut off, so it wasn't getting flooded at all.
I remembered the story about the V8 and the blocked exhaust system, so I told him to reach in and crank the engine over while I held my hand over the exhaust pipe. NOT A DAMN BIT OF PRESSURE!!!!!
After that, I undid the exhaust right under the manifold and cranked it- nothing. Stuck my fingers up inside that manifold and what do I discover? It is a self contained cat. converter. A clogged up converter at that!
So, I take this 18 inch long drill bit and reach up in there and drill a half inch hole thru the converter material. About four inches thick!
Then, I turn the key and the darn thing STARTS RIGHT UP!!!!!
Then, I drill a bunch more holes and chisel out the remainder of the material til I hollow the thing out. I also took out the other cat. converer just downstream from this manifold and hollow it out.. Put the exhaust system back together and the truck purrs like a frickin kitten. Drove it around the parking lot and about broke my arm patting myself on the back.
What the problem was, all along, is that there was no air flow thru the engine. The pistons would make pressure in the cylinder, but with the cat. plugged, there was no air flow thru the carb. to draw fuel/air mixture into the cylinders. It would make compression, but there was no flow thru the plugged cat., so no combustion!!! Who would have ever thought that.
My next order of business will be calling NASA and offering my services on the space shuttle if they ever need it, since I now feel like I am a rocket scientist!!!