anyone here heard of ' A Carl'

i was talkin to my buddy and he said "have u met my friend Carl" and i asked "Whos Carl?" and this was his reply "Good question, and let me tell u. There are 3 types of Carls in this world, a cold carl, warm carl, and hot carl. The cold carl is when you lay under a table and sumone shits on the table. A warm carl is when you put ceran wrap on your face and sumone shits on it. and lastly, a hot carl is when sumone shits directly on your face." and my response of course was "who in the hell would name sumthing like that, better yet who the hell would do that?" and unfortuneatly i asked because he told me "We got Ashley, in the middle of the nite, we gave her a hot carl" so incase u ever need to get back at ur drunk passed out buddy for ne thing, or u would like to introduce ur buddys to carl, now you know.

sorry but that to me was too funny to not share... could u imagine waking up to that in the middle of the nite?