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Prez Bush.

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svlotoy   +1y
I know theres a topic about the war in Iraq already but here is something interesting everyone should know about our prez, and would you really want to re-elect him for 2004??? It pretty long and I apologize.

RESUME

George W. Bush

The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence ofalcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had mydriver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texasdriving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard andwent AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer anyquestions about my drug use. By joining the Texas AirNational Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty inVietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was acheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn'tfind any oil in Texas. The company went bankruptshortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in asweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friendsin the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), Iwas elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oilcompanies, making Texas the most polluted state in theUnion.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as themost smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to thetune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by anyGovernor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, Ibecame President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuingcost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankruptedthe U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficitin U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptciesfiled in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in thehistory of the U.S. stock market.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enteroffice with a criminal record.

I set the the all-time record for most days onvacation in any one year period.

After taking-off the entire month of August, Ipresided over the worst security failure inU.S.history.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "TacticalBunker Buster," a WMD.

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about ourreasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies onour British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising tripsby a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americanslost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administrationthan any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferencesthan any president since the advent of television.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.history and refused to intervene when corruptioninvolving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.history.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans andsupport a cut in duty benefits for active duty troopsand their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most peopleworldwide to simultaneously protest me in publicvenues (15 million people) shattering the record forprotest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than anypresident in U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are therichest of any administration in U.S. history. My"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevronoil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order anunprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the militaryoccupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against thewill of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.citizens, and the world community.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, thelargest bureaucracy in the history of the UnitedStates government .

I am the first president in U.S. history to have theUnited Nations remove the U.S. from the Human RightsCommission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisonersof war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abideby the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse UnitedNations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder forreceiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one ofmy best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over thelargest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. Mypolitical party used the Enron private jets andcorporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.Supreme Court during my election decision. I haveprotected my friends at Enron and Halliburton againstinvestigation or prosecution. More time and money wasspent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair thanhas been spent investigating one of the biggestcorporate ripoffs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after theWorld Trade Center attacks and less than a year latermade the U.S. the most hated country in the world, thelargest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I am first president in history to have a majority ofEuropeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggestthreat to world peace and security.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminalsto be awarded government contracts.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bringOsama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are nowin my father's library, sealed, and unavailable forpublic view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insidertrading and my bankrupt companies are sealed insecrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or myVice-President, attended regarding public energypolicy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable forpublic review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004

Just something to ponder about!!!!

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