Lowered4Life99
+1y
Women should be dogs...
Dogs are better than women, because...
-Dogs don't cry -Dogs love it when your friends come over -Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo -Dogs think you are a great singer -Dogs don't expect you to call when you run late -The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you -Dogs will forgive you for playing around with other dogs -Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name -Dogs are excited by rough play -Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away -Dogs understand that farts are funny -Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair -Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor -A dogs disposition stays the same all month long -Dogs never need to examine the relationship -Dog's parents never visit -Dogs love long car trips -Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions -Dogs never criticise -Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across -Dogs never expect gifts -Dogs don't worry about germs -Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have had -Dogs don't let magazine articles rule their lives -Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one -Dogs don't keep you waiting -Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public -Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Ladies, no offense.