mt mag

hopefully someone in here can help me a couple years back at Christmas time minitruckin mag had a minitruckers version of the night before Christmas. I dont remember all of it. but it was about some guy was mad cause someone stole his mazdawg them he heard a boom coming down the street he jumped up and looked out side and it was santa in a "slammed shaved out mini" and it goes on "with a twitch of his nose appeared to fine looking hoes. and at the end I think the guy calls santa a fat bearded bastard.

when I moved out of my parents house my brother stole abunch of my older minitruckin mags if anyone has this issue and could get me a copy of this poem i would be very grateful