SlamedGMC
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the followingconversationtook place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come outfishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint everyroom in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I willbuildher a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife thatIwill remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has notsaida word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what youhad to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shutoff the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,"Fishing or Sex?" and she said, " Don't forget to Wear a sweater."