funny thing happened

Im on my way home from work today and going along with traffic,about 50,I look at the car in front of me and everything is cool then noticed a bright yellow car in the other direction and thought that would look good with yellow tint,just then i look back in front of me and the car in front was stopped(im still doin 50)so i lock the brakes ,start to swerve then aim for the median,as im doing about 40 through the median nearly totalling out my car the only thing im thinking of is how smooth my car rides through grass(i recently bagged my car).The fact that i almost totaled two cars and could have been in the hospital right now and thats all i was thinkin was how smooth it was in grass......dam i need help