How many ssm members does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many SSM Forum posters does it take to change a lightbulb??

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the lightbulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how the light bulb could have been changeddifferently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts aboutchanging light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "lightbulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that theproper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a lightbulbforum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that weall use light bulbs and therefore the posts arerelevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs issuperior, where to buy the best light bulbs, whatbrand of light bulbs work best for this technique andwhat brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples ofdifferent light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly andthen post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's thatare relevant to this group which makes light bulbsrelevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in theirentirety including all headers and signatures, and add"Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer postbecause they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a shorttime ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs beforeposting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6months from now and start it all over again